I had my first ART lesson in about, lets see, 6 months? and I must say i did not do too badly. it was pretty fruitful. i drew a GORGEOUS, GORGEOUS portrait of billie holiday, although to malisa's and many other people's opinion i made her look manly, EUGH! how hurtful. MIND YOU not many of my drawings are gorgeous, most are lopsided and look cross-eyed, so because i did a reasonably good job with thid one, i thought i'd share with those i love :D!
i've come to the conclusion that obese angmoh looking girls attract chee ko pehks.
why, you say?
HORROR NO.1
I get in a cab. taxi driver looks about late50s-ish, asks me where i want to go, i say forum. drives for abit, then says
Chee ko pehk: eh girl, wat is yaur name?
Me: uh, Gloria*
CKP: ahh. how ol ish you?
Me: hesitates- 21 ( i was afraid he got kicks from molesting fat minors)
CKP: orh. you got boyfriend
Me: horrified- yah. im getting married.
CKP: you gort phone?
Me: no.
CKP: You wan my mamber? den maybe i take you go out jalan- you wan?
Me: NO.
CKP: don worry lah- afternoon lah, den your boyfriend wun know.
Me: looking at the door making sure he doesnt lock me in- NO, I THINK I'LL PASS.
CKP: you swer you dowan my number?
Me: very. -slam door
i knw what many of you must be thinking- YOU STUPID GIRL, YOU SHULD HAVE TOTALLY SCOLDED HIM AND SCREAMED AT HIM, but the fact remains that i was completely vulnerable as i was in his cab, eh? could've taken me anywhere. had to be polite.
plus i was also shit scared of him, heh.
HORROR NO 2
lido macs, me n weifen
old man approaches and asks me," ESCUE ME, EH- DIS CHINATOWN?"
me. perplexed-"uh, no. this is orchard."
old man" WAAAAAAH, YOU SHOO BEAUTIFUL- TU TUTU- I LAF YOU- WAHH
i look at weifen, as i think, he cant be saying what i think he's saying. but she starts laughing.
me." EW. FUCK OFF!!!"
he runs away.
then he walked by again and started proclaiming his love, to my horror and to weifen's amusement.
HORROR 3
mrt (MOST DISGUSTING ATTEMPT)
man: harlo ahgirl. you wan to have lunch wif me??
licks his fingers, then puts his salivated fingers on the pole handle.
ME: NO, AND GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME."
he edges away. i felt like hurling.
i sWEAR! old men have a sort of fetish for fat girls. THREE TIMES, AND IM NOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU'D CALL, ?
I should remove my lack of breasts and come off as a boy.
all in favour, comment!
good day, and i wish you never to get harrassed by cheeko pehks!
